He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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