This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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