Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Randomize
