plz talk dirty to me
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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