So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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