My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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