I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
time to smoke my breakfast
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
