you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
is this the sara with the beer cane?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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