yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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