Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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