Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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