On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Randomize
