My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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