Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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