Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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