there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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