we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
No subtext here. People are naked.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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