Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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