I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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