I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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