And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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