it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
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I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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