I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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