whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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