Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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