party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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