so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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