She announced her abortion via fbk
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Never joke about your clitoris.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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