I am puke
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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