We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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