and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
