operation harelip BJ is a go
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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