is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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