why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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