I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Randomize
