He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Randomize
