And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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