After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
