Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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