quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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