What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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