in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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