In the future we'll all be gay
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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