Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
