Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
