my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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