Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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