She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I need a beard to bite.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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