careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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