I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
my liver is dry heaving
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