He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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