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I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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