I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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