Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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